Now, I never set out to catalogue the scary babies of the world, it’s just that since posting about Scary Baby Kebabs in my beloved Tooting, I keep noticing more, and feel obliged to report back.
These particular specimens are the result of somebody trying to produce uber-cheap baby dolls for sale in the local pound shop. Consequently their no-frills packaging has lent them a half-asphyxiated look, and an evil glint to the eyes. I suspect they would kill you as soon as look at you, were they not encased in plastic and pinned to the wall.
I anticipate nightmares.